Award Show Round Up: Indie Spirits 2023

Somehow we have almost made it to the end of another awards season! Though I do miss the tradition of this show being the night before the Oscars, because it can lead to fun “we’re not the cool kids but we’re the cool kids” energy (like this legendary speech), it was nice to be able to get some time to really watch this show as its own thing rather than just and Oscars preamble.

That being said, it was kind of a bittersweet night for me, because I like Hasan Minhaj, but his entire monologue seemed to be premised on the idea that awards shows are dead, and no one watches movies, and like – I get it – the business is changing, and ratings and ticket sales are down, because there is no longer a monoculture, but as a person who really loves watching awards shows (and the kinds of films that they honor) it is getting really dispiriting to keep turning on these shows and seeing the person paid to host them basically say you are weird and non-existent. I know they think they are undercutting the famous people in the room’s sense of self importance, but as critic Joe Reid said on Twitter: “It can’t be that hard to find an awards host who doesn’t loathe the very concept of being there right?” (I will grant Minhaj that the joke about Armie Hammer’s cannibalism allegations and the takedown of Deadline were funny.)

My only other gripe with the show, was that though I am all for gender neutral acting categories, especially at a show with a progressive voting body who I trust to not just always vote for the man they remember liking in the past (which is what would happen if the Academy tried to make this shift right now in my opinion – but they should be working towards it or something similar!) It kinda sucks that there are now only 2 acting awards per film and TV – this is a good time for breaking things up by genre, or for this show maybe by budget like they do for the emerging artists awards!

OK, enough griping about the state of the awards landscape (can you tell we’re all ready for it to be Oscars week?), here were my highlights of the night:

Ke Huy Quan gave another lovely speech:

Also – why couldn’t Aubrey host like before? She clearly at least has fun at these things!

All The Beauty And The Bloodshed is on my last minute catch up list for the Oscars, and though Nan Goldin (one of my all time favorite artists) wasn’t there to accept with the team, I appreciated their message:

So happy that Ayo Edebiri is getting some love for “The Bear” I love her and Jeremy Allen White’s chemistry together (and love the “poet” line in her speech):

There were some really fun presented moments, that aren’t clipped unfortunately, so readers get these observations without context:
  • I would probably watch Sharon Horgan’s Irish potato famine movie
  • Loved Jamie Lee Curtis’s line readings from the nominated screenplays and telling everyone to “go to the fucking movie theater”

I guess one upside of fewer acting awards is all the grant winners got full on camera moments, and this one was beautiful:

Watching Nathan Fielder give this speech gave me second hand embarrassment so I feel affirmed in my decision not to watch his show, but I know some people love them so much and this was a nice moment:

Love that Todd Field wore jeans – they are in a tent on the beach – also, he gave a great speech as a stand in for his cinematographer:

So happy for Stephanie! (But she talked for too long):
So glad Women Talking got the Robert Altman award, it was a beautiful ensemble piece and deserved a moment like this at a major show:
Also love that Sarah called out Mark Wahlberg’s fumbling of their name last week.

AS I said in my BAFTA post First Feature is the right category for Aftersun to be winning, and I loved Adela Romanski’s yellow coat – I’m with Charlotte “to the second feature”:

It’s sometimes really hard to find Cassavettes Award nominees because their small budgets don’t tend to lead to large distribution deals, and I don’t live in NYC anymore, but I liked The African Desperate and I love fellow Northwestern alum Brian D’Arcy James, so I will be seeking out The Cathedral:

I know that their movie wasn’t my favorite of the year, and whenever someone describes their earlier work to me I’m kind of mystified, but the Daniels seem like lovely guys:
I wasn’t expecting Quinta to win at this show! She’s on a major network! And it’s adorably clear that she didn’t either:
I think, we may have a lock on Michelle Yeoh for Best Actress, and while my vote is still for Cate, I am happy to see this woman who I have seen in movies literally a third of my life finally getting this kind of recognition:

OK – fashion fun time! I got a comment last week asking why I only include women in this part of my posts, and it was a good note! I’ve been thinking about it all week! And yet with the possible exception of Troy Kotsur’s salmon suit, I didn’t save any photos of men’s outfits. I’m super glad more male stars have been taking fashion risks in the last few years, but these posts will always just be stuff I thought was pretty, and due to whatever programming I received as a teenage Vogue.com addict, my eye gravitates to sequins, lace, big skirts, and clean lines. (I actually have really boring fashion taste, so huge bolder of salt on this list at all).

Ayo Edebiri in Oscar de la Renta (Photo Credit: Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock)
Quinta Brunson in Aliette (Photo Credit: CraSH/imageSPACE/Shutterstock)
Stephanie Hsu in Khoon Hoi (Photo Credit: Michael Buckner for Variety)
Sheryl Lee Ralph in Tony Ward Couture (Photo Credit: Michael Buckner for Variety)
Claire Foy in Carolina Herrera (Photo Credit: Michael Buckner for Variety)
Simona Tabasco in vintage Jean Paul Gaultier (Photo Credit: Michael Buckner for Variety)n
Sarah Bolger (Photo Credit: Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

Award Show Round Up: SAG Awards 2023

Welcome to the brave new world of awards shows on streaming services. (Or streaming services YouTube channels?) I for one was a big fan of the lack of commercials (montages of great old speeches! Actors telling the crowd to shut up so that they can present! Sign me up!)

And though this voting body when way more for Everything Everywhere All At Once than I did, the vibe last night felt so joyous (and so many more women wore color than the BAFTAs!) It’s been a sort of strange awards season for me, because I missed the first couple of shows, but last night felt festive and fun and made me really excited that we are so close to the Oscars!

OK, here are my highlights:

Started the night off with Jessica Chastain getting a SAG Award for playing a real life woman named Tammy for the second year in a row…Always fun to hear her give a speech though:

I love Sam Elliott and his slow talking emotion, and the fact that he’s married to Kathryn Ross, and the fact that this was on YouTube so they didn’t actually play him off:

Periodic reminder that a show being 30 minutes long does not make it a comedy, and I love “The Bear,” but it is a dramedy at a stretch (the inciting incident is a death by suicide!), but also, I’ve loved Jeremy Allen White since the early seasons of US “Shameless” and I’m very happy to see this happening for him:

I really thought that Angela Bassett was our one acting category lock this year, but it’s truly a wild season, and I am very happy for Jamie Lee Curtis because she’s a legend and deserved this kind of attention long ago:
So I guess the only real lock we have at this point is Key Huy Quan, who has been such a joy this season that I’m not even that mad at him for stealing Barry Keoghan’s awards:

I’m always happy to see him talk, but was Andrew Garfield’s Spiderman a clear enough connection for him to be the one to present Sally Field her Lifetime Achievement Award? Whatever, she seemed happy about it, and I love her, and I’m glad to see her recognized:

I still haven’t watched “The White Lotus,” at this point I feel like it has all seeped into my consciousness through Twitter osmosis, but maybe I’ll get around to it sometime, very happy to see F. Murray Abraham still gives a good awards speech:

I’m still pulling for Cate to pull ahead on Oscars night, but Michelle is a legend and I won’t be mad if she wins, I do hope her stylist avoids, microphone intervening sequins next time though:
When Adam Sandler hugged Brendan Fraser after his win, my husband turned and said “the 90s were alive just then.” I still haven’t seen The Whale (why is it not even available to rent yet A24? I would go to a theater but it’s not in a theater and I’d like to see it thank you) but my millennial heart is so happy for him:

It’s not in this clip, but when he was reading the nominees for Best Cast Mark Wahlberg said “Women Are Talking” and I can’t explain it, but adding the “Are” felt misogynistic to me, and I’m not going be taking questions on the matter.

Really loved that the Everything, Everywhere speech just became a tribute to James Hong, and through him Hollywood history:

Fashion wise, like I said at the top, there were lots of fun colors and sparkles (and fewer weird cut outs, but there were a lot of weird ruffles), here were my favorites:

Haley Lu Richardson in Carolina Herrera (Photo Credit: Getty/Amy Sussman)
Ayo Edibiri in Emilia Wickstead (Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Zendaya in Valentino (Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Jessica Chastain in Zuhair Murad (Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty)
Viola Davis in Valentino (Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Hannah Einbinder in Staud (Photo Credit: Getty Images)
Angela Bassett in Giambattista Valli Couture (Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Katherine Waterson in vintage Donna Karan (Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Danielle Deadwyer in Louis Vuitton (Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

And the Nominees Are 2023: Round 4

I’m off to see all 3+ hours of Avatar this afternoon, which will mean I have seen all this year’s Best Picture nominees (my biggest goal for this round of viewing with one exception you’ll see below.) And then from there I will just be trying to hunt down a way to watch The Whale, and I’ll have seen all of the Academy’s acting nominees that I’m going to. (No offense to Ana de Armas, loved her so much in Knives Out, but I refuse to watch anything that disrespects Marilyn Monroe. She’s been through enough.)

Anyway, here’s what I’ve seen recently:

Living

I went into this one mostly blind, knowing only that it got nominations for Bill Nighy and Kazuo Ishiguro – a comination I knew was calibrated to make me cry (which it did).

A remake of Akira Kurosawa‘s Ikiru, but transplanted into 1950s England, Living follows a proper English servant (Nighy) who has to decide what to do with his remaining time after a terminal diagnosis. Though it veers close to over-sentimentality at certain moments, Nighy’s quiet performance grounds it beautifully and I’m happy to see him getting recognized for it.

Women Talking

I had read the Miriam Toews novel that Sarah Polley adapted for this film, so I knew that I was signing up for an emotionally and philosophically heavy experience. (For those who don’t know the story imagines a fictional aftermath of a series of real, horrific sexual assaults that happened in a Mennonite community in Bolivia in the early 2000s.)

Polley’s take certainly does the novel and its women justice, and I cried throughout, form anger, but also in awe of their ability to hold space for each other and remain committed to their values in the face of unimaginable betrayal. But something about the film (maybe the odd blue tint to the lighting) felt like it was holding the audience at a distance.

The ideas and conversations presented here are so important, and I’m glad that a film with a cast this stacked will get people to see/hear them, but this may be a classic case of the book being the better medium for the story.

Elvis

Baz Luhrmann‘s brand of all-in strangeness can be hit or miss for me. And music biopics in a postWalk Hard world are hard to pull off. And this…was both hit and miss for me.

The structure is pretty paint-by-numbers, but Austin Butler did a really great job of channeling Elvis’s charisma, and his strangeness. Don’t come looking for historical accuracy, it’s what Anne Helen Petersen would call a star-study – an exploration of persona and image rather than a person. And Luhrmann, King of Spectacle, is a good match for that. But, it’s way too long, and Tom Hanks‘s Colonel Parker voice was so distracting that I would flinch when his face appeared on screen.

Fun fact that this movie doesn’t mention at all – Priscilla was 14 in this scene! Gross!

Top Gun: Maverick

I admit that when this was blowing up over the summer I was kind of bemused and not super interested in seeing it. (I wasn’t really in a Blockbuster mood, it’s military propaganda, Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, etc., etc.). But, so many people whose opinion I respect loved it, and so did the Academy, so when it came back to theaters, I went to see it on the big screen…

And had such a fun time! All the things that stopped me over the summer are true, and still problematic, but as an excuse to turn off your brain for a bit and go for a ride – it’s a thrill.

I wish that it could have been as strange and queer-coded as the original (it’s not not queer coded in ways to be clear, but it’s been Disney-fied a bit, and Joseph Kosinski is no Tony Scott RIP), but it was way more charming than I expected it to be.

All Quiet on the Western Front

I had been dreading this, because its hard to motivate yourself to watcha film when you know the whole point is the whole cast dies in increasingly horrific ways. I had read the book this is based on in high school, and watched the original film for the Best Picture Baking Project ten years ago (!!), so I was also approaching this with a little apprehension about spending the whole time comparing the two.

I’m writing this a few days after watching it and am still having trouble nailing down how I feel about it. Well undeniably beautifully made, and exceptionally well cast, I kept wondering about how necessary it was. Not its themes, they are depressingly relevant, and I am not relevant, and I am not knee jerk against remakes (they can function like theatrical revivals and recontextualize texts in really thought provoking ways!) but something about this particular approach felt slightly off to me.

Looking back at my post about the 1929 version, I was struck by the moments of levity that movie allowed among the horror. There is none of that in the new version, even when the characters are momentarily happy the color palette and ominous score do not let us as the audience exhale along with them. Any brief moment of joy is quickly undercut by a fresh horror or a political swipe at the uselessness of powerful men. Warranted swipes! But they are spelled out here in a way left implied, to great effect, in the earlier version. Though I did appreciate Daniel Brühl‘s performance as the German politician who seemed to be the only one in the grand rooms with any understanding of the stakes.

Not that war should be sugar coated, with all due respect to Truffault, this certainly feels like an anti-war movie to me, but there was something about how bloody and muddy this felt that put me at a distance from the characters. At one point Paul (Felix Kammerer) is so caked in mud that he looks like a lizard monster rather than a person.

I don’t know, maybe I’m just losing my tolerance for war films, because we seem to get so many, and at a certain point the violence depicted has to escalate to still shock, and to what end? It all just feels so unrelenting.

Hustle

At one point in this movie Adam Sandler gives and Inspirational Speech (TM) that made me exclaim “I love sports movies” out loud.

This isn’t breaking any new ground, but Sandler is really good (and can we all just stop acting surprised at this point when he is). I really enjoyed his quiet chemistry with Queen Latifah too.

Also, who produced this? Because they got so many actual NBA stars to do cameos!

A perfect Sunday afternoon on TNT movie.

Award Show Round Up: BAFTAs 2023

It feels very weird to be writing about the BAFTAs before the SAG Awards, I tried to explain why this felt weird to Tim, but I couldn’t. It’s just…out of order, and I understand that in the past few years the awards calendar has been chaos, but still…

I’m sure if you looked back at old BAFTA posts on this blog you would find me complaining about having to watch it on a delay on BBC America, but after a second year of BritBox, glitching and straight up not working on the Roku app (it was fine, I watched on my computer…after a strange half hour delay that was never remarked upon by the streaming service Twitter account), I am begging for the BBC to put this back on regular American TV. I can avoid Twitter for an afternoon, but at least I’ll know I can actually watch the show.

OK, rant over. The British Academy really went kind of rogue, and with like one or two exceptions (McDonagh for Original Screenplay and Blanchett in Best Actress) didn’t go for any of the winners that have heretofore seemed to be locks. And not even in the usual way where they give the award to Most British person (Ishiguro didn’t even win for Adaptation!!). An Irish film won Best British Film (?!) The Best Film was in German! I literally screamed “Oh My God” out loud when it was announced. (Also, I guess it’s time to force myself to sit through the new All Quiet on the Western Front….ugh).

Due to BritBox being a bad streamer of live events I did not see the opening of the ceremony, but from the clips I have seen online and the very last bit I saw, Ariana DeBose (whom I love) was sure…doing a lot…I’m not sure why she was, but that’s fine. Richard E. Grant did a very lovely and at times surprisingly emotional job as host. Nothing flashy or hilarious just a nice warm presence to guide the evening. Still not convinced we need these shows to have hosts, but he seems like a truly lovely guy.

OK, some highlights:

I was truly shocked right from the start that they didn’t give Best Adaptation tom Kazuo Ishiguro! But this was the first time I wrote a note to myself that I was going to have to get over it and watch All Quiet.

Look – I know that BAFTA has a gross history of never really giving awards to Black actresses, and particularly American Black actresses, but Angela Bassett is still going to win the Oscar, and I was so happy to see Kerry Conden have her moment for this film:

I have been rooting for Barry Keoghan since the press tour for Dunkirk, and though I think Ke Huy Quan will probably still win the American awards yet to come (which is category error in my opinion), Barry in my vote for this year, and again, so happy he got this moment:

For some reason BAFTA has put up a video for every category except for Cinematography, but the All Quiet winner was adorably flustered and seemed as genuinely surprised at his film’s run last night as I was. (I’ll add if I find the clip!)

I was really happy to see Best British debut go to Charlotte Wells, it feels like the right win for her truly beautiful movie, and I can’t wait to see what she’ll do next (Clip still to come too….come on BAFTA!)

I haven’t seen his Pinocchio, and have been pulling for Marcel the Shell, but I am always happy to watch Guillermo del Toro give a speech:

I love Martin McDonagh, and I love how Irish this British awards show became (even the winner for sound from Avatar opened his speech in Irish):

At this point in my notes I just started writing “WATCH ALL QUIET” in all caps because nothing made sense any more:

(Really liked the shout out to his daughter though.)

A side note for the night overall, who was the music supervisor? It was like scrolling through reels on Instagram with all the Harry Styles and Megan Trainor – not a complaint really, you all know I love a fun pop song, but it felt like a strange fit for the evening/tone.

And, maybe just to fuck with people’s Oscar betting pools, they gave Best Actor to Austin Butler – who I think is good in Elvis (nominee Round 4 post coming later this week), but…this is insane:

I know that Michelle Yeoh is still definitely in the conversation for Leading Actress (this is one where I really can’t make a final guess until we have the SAG winner), but I really hope Cate’s momentum continues, because she’s fantastically good in Tar:

So, a night of a million wrenches thrown in narratives! Unfortunately fashion wise I wasn’t as intrigued, a lot of black and white, and the people who took risks didn’t really pay off for me (so many shoulder ruffles! but I do think we are moving beyond the age of the uncomfortable looking cut off so that In appreciate). Here were some of my favorites:
Kerry Condon in Armani Privé (Photo Credit: Dave J Hogan/Getty Images)
Cate Blanchett in Maison Margiela (Photo Credit: Dominic Lipinski/Getty Images)
HoYeon Jung in Louis Vuitton (Photo Credit: Gareth Cattermole/BAFTA Getty Images)
Danielle Deadwyler in Armani Privé (Photo Credit: Mike Marsland/WireImage)
Karla-Simone Spence in Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini (Photo Credit: Isabel Infantes/Getty Images)
Millie Brady in Miu Miu (Photo Credit: Gareth Cattermole/BAFTA Getty Images)

And the Nominees Are 2023: Round 3

It’s been over a week since the Oscar nominations were announced (with some big surprises!) and due to my move and travelling and general low winter energy this year, I found myself further behind on my list than I had in years. (I still had to see more than half of the BEST PICTURE noms!!) But, I’ve made some steady progress this week, and it feels good to be back in the swing of watching at least one movie most days. I love this time of year, when I can truly be surprised (both pleasantly and not as you’ll see) by my reactions to things. Here’s what I’ve been watching:

Causeway

I’m having trouble deciding how to start with this movie. It’s a tough watch, following a woman (Jennifer Lawrence in a great reminder that she’s a talented actor in addition to being a movie star) returning home from Afghanistan with a traumatic brain injury, and the bond she forms with a mechanic (the always brilliant Brian Tyree Henry – where is his star vehicle Hollywood?) confronting trauma of his won. So…it’s a heavy one, and though director Lila Neugebauer never shows the violence hanging over the narrative, the action feels leaden with it.

The core performances are stellar and some visual choices are interesting, but in the end, this felt much longer than its 90 minute runtime.

Navalny

If, like me, you are only familiar with Alexei Navalny‘s name and the fact that Putin had him poisoned, I highly recommend getting to know him through this doc (it’s on HBO Max). His aggressive normality, part of his anti-authoritarian strategy, is in stark contract to the spy thriller he has found himself in. (There is a phone call at the center of this that John le Carré would have killed to have written.)

It’s easy to see Navalny as a symbol in a grand fight of Good vs. Evil, and he is aware of his importance as such, but this film also allows us to see the human costs of that role. It has an emotional ending, but ultimately not a hopeless one.

Triangle of Sadness

I was sort of dreading this because all I heard was “satire of the rich from the guy who did The Square” and “spectacular puke sequence” neither of which inspired confidence.

And, well, congrats to Ruben Östlund I guess, because he has once again earned the title of my awards season nemesis. What is the joke here – the rich are dumb? OK, sure… But, like, what’s fun about watching them puke (or anyone puke really? I want to go on the record that there is too much puking in modern film. It’s my prissiest take, but I mean it. Please, stop it, make you point about over-indulged decadence some other way, my stomach can’t take it)?

For all that though, this movie’s biggest crime is that other than the sea-sickness sequence, it’s boring. It’s predictable and slow. The only joke I laughed out loud at was the lady who kept insisting that they clean the non-existent sails. (I guess the communist/capitalist quote-off was OK too).

At this point, I’ve disliked Östlund’s last two films so much it’s made me question if I was wrong about having loved Force Majeure, a movie that I think about all the time. It was smart and biting, while still allowing for humanity of its characters, something utterly lost in The Square and Triangle.

Ugh…what a waste of a surprise Best Picture nom.

To Leslie

One thing I love about awards season is when people who don’t really pay attention to this stuff discover a thing that has been obvious to us obsessives for a long time (the HFPA being a racist mess is a good example) and this year, with Andrea Riseborough‘s surprise Oscar nom, parts of Twitter have discovered…PR campaigns…for the first time. (Also, the concept of publicly supporting one’s friends…?)

All the horse race nonsense aside, her performance in this movie, which is otherwise a fairly conventional redemptive addiction story, is masterful. Her face can show four emotions at once, and her vulnerability is always painfully evident even when she’s doing horrible things. So, look, would it have been good for the Academy to nominate a Black leading actress? Of course. Is it Riseborough’s fault that they didn’t? No.

And part of the point of the Oscars in this era is to bring attention to movies like this that mainstream audiences may have otherwise been unaware of. So, I think it’s work a look for Riseborough, but also for Marc Maron, in a lovely dramatic turn that surprised me with its depth.

Everything Everywhere All At Once

I want to admit up front that some of what I’m about to say is just a result of a weird quirk of my personality, where things that get too hyped almost never land well…but…I kind of don’t get why everyone is so rapturous about this?

There’s some really interesting ideas, and some visual fun, but in the end I felt like all of that ingenuity didn’t really add up to all that much. (Not to discount the emotional stakes – they made sense and were moving! I just felt like it was a lot of noise with not much signal.)

I feel harsh writing this, because I know so many people love this so much, and I certainly am not angry at it the way I am at Triangle (though I did once again have to watch someone puke). I just, think it was…good, ultimately even sweet, which I wasn’t expecting, but…that’s…it.

I did really appreciate Ke Huy Quan‘s performance. I thought that maybe his momentum this awards season was coating a bit on narrative (which I do not begrudge at all he seems like a great guy, and I’m happy he’s back in front of the camera where he wants to be), but he pulls off remarkable emotional range without making it look like a trick. (I do think it’s co-lead not a supporting performances, but category error is on the studio, not the actor, so I’ll try not to dwell.)

Fire of Love

Whatever I was expecting from the description “National Geographic documentary about married volcanologists” this wasn’t it. (Except, I guess, lots of footage of lava.)

Director Sara Dosa and her editors Erin Casper and Jocelyne Chaput, crafted out of the “deep archives” of volcanologists Katia and Maurice Krafft a collage-like meditation on the nature of love and obsession, with poetic narration from Miranda July, that was mesmerizing and at times joyful, even when you from the start that the couple will meet their demise.

I saw some comments on Letterboxd that said they felt like they didn’t get know the Krafft’s enough as people, since this is light on traditional biographical details, but I found that Dosa did a beautiful job of honoring the Krafft’s commitment that their lives would be dedicated to volcanoes and each other. They did all that they did so that we, people who run from eruptions rather than towards them, would understand what we were fleeing. They didn’t want to be stars themselves, and I think this distanced approach honors the couple’s sacrificed beautifully.

And the Nominees 2023: Round 2

You may have noticed that the first two awards shows of the season have aired and yet I haven’t post a round up of either of them. Well, I was on my delayed honeymoon to Ireland, and I was going to do a catch up round up post of my favorite moments from the Golden Globes and Critics Choice, but, then I…didn’t. Very interesting races shaping up in Best Actress and Best Actor though. (I know it’s probably going to be Brendan Fraser, but I haven’t seen The Whale yet, and I really want this to be Colin Farrell’s year, so I’ll live in wishful thinking about that until SAG kills the dream.)

I did catch up with a lot of nominees since Christmas though, and with the BAFTA noms yesterday, we have the almost complete list for the year! (I know it’s just because I was away, but it is strange that the Oscar nominations are already next week! This season feels like it’s flying by so far.) Anyway here’s what I’ve been watching:

See How They Run

We’re in a golden age of who-done-its right now and this one, with its many (maybe too many) winks and nods to the history and conventions of the genre, may get lost in the end of the year shuffle, but I found it delightful. The cast, led wonderfully by my love Saoirse Ronan and the always compelling Sam Rockwell, are all having a lot of fun (even Adrien Brody, a guy I don’t associate a lot with fun). And the conclusion was an enjoyable farce.

There’s not a lot of weight to this, but who cares? It’s lush to look at and a lot of fun.

Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris

Look, this is silly fluff, and some of the secondary characters are played by very beautiful people who appear to be made out of the smooth rubber that Mattel uses for Barbies (and I’m supposed to believe that man is an accountant who loves Sartre? OK…)

But, Lesley Manville is so delightful in the titular role that I was able to go along for the silly ride. A good one for a Sunday afternoon, especially if you like fashion.

Good Lock To You, Leo Grande

It may be a commentary on the rest of this post/posts to come, but on my first day of vacation of this holiday season I had real trouble finding a movie that didn’t look so bleak it made me sick. So, I settled on this one which wasn’t bleak at all, but was at times almost painfully awkward for my super-feeling self. Which isn’t meant to put any of you off seeing it. Emma Thompson is as virtuosic as ever as an uptight widow who hires a sex worker (Daryl McCormack) so she can experience the sensual pleasures that have eluded her so far in life.

As a movie, it feels a little stagey, but the two leads are almost incandescently charming, which covers a lot of the cinema sins. At its core this is a genuinely touching portrait of insecurity and desire that does a good amount to normalize sex work, while only occasionally veering towards preachiness.

Thompson has long been a role model of mine, and the last shot of this movie is a testament to her fearlessness as a performer.

Babylon

Is Damien Chazelle OK? Because I saw a review of this movie on Letterboxd for this that was just the sentence “Is this a love letter to cinema, or a suicide note?” And I think that’s the best, possible summation of this movie.

Does this need to be 3 hours long? — No.

Did we need the “follow Tobey Maguire into bowels of Hell” sequence? — Thematically, probably yes, but I’ll admit I mostly watched it through my scarf.

This is a truly unhinged rebuke to Chazelle’s past La La Land detractors that claimed he had gone soft, in which he throws literally everything and some elephant shit at the wall to see what sticks. The performances certainly do, Margot Robbie won’t win this year but she is gearing up for a Winslet-eqsue Oscars narrative at this point. Diego Calva was a great choice for our audience surrogate, especially given that the last ten minutes really hinges on you finding his face compelling. (Side note – a truly wild choice of montage moments at the end there Damien, but vive la cinema I guess…)

In the end, I think Chazelle is trying to say, Hollywood is vile, filled with capitalistic, hypocritical monsters who will run the artists they encounter and acquire dry, but the art of movies still feels like magic sometimes. (Oh, and also, he still loves jazz.)

Glass Onion

I’ve seen a bunch of interviews where Rian Johnson says he wants to make as many Benoit Blanc movies as Daniel Craig is willing to come back for, and I hope its as fun for him as it is to watch. I love a puzzle box mystery and Johnson manages to make his clever and social satire without ever feeling too preachy.

Kate Hudson and Janelle Monáe are both brilliant. And there isn’t really a weak link in the ensemble.

Petition to make this sequel next.

Empire of Light

After seeing this, Tim remarked that it seems like movies can be now either Marvel or a love letter to cinema, and this is another of the latter, this time from Sam Mendes. At times uneven, and structurally unfocused, this movie is worth a watch to see Olivia Colman give a beautiful performance of fragility and mental instability without ever crossing over into parody. Her co-lead Micheal Ward, a revelation to me, is a wonderful as well. The movie theater they all work in is a beautiful set (derelict glamor as enduring beauty instead of simply entropy is a lovely light theme). A little heavy handed, especially in the first half, but the things it gets right are really moving.

Tár

Apparently, writer-director Todd Field told the studio they were crazy for green lighting this movie, because he didn’t see how it could make any money, and given that it starts with an extended scene where Cate Blanchett‘s Lydia Tár is interviewed by Adam Gopnik from The New Yorker about the emotions of conducting Mahler – I can understand his hesitancy. But, this is by far one of the best movies of the year, and Blanchett’s performance as an artist consumed and trapped by ambition and a changing sense of what is socially acceptable, is breathtaking.

Tár is “about cancel culture,” but it offers no easy answers or digestible sermons. It’s as much about music theory as it is about what constitutes abuse. And, I’m making it sound dreary, but the experience of watching it was genuinely exhilarating and I haven’t stopped thinking about it for a week.

And the Nominees Are 2023: Round 1

Happy Awards Season!

I admit that when the first round of nominees came out a few weeks ago for the Indie Spirit Awards I was feeling like I was already behind on this year’s movies. (Getting married and moving halfway across the country will take some time out of your movie watching I guess.) But this week brought the Golden Globes (whom I guess we are provisionally forgiving for now) and Critics Choice noms, and I’m still feeling overwhelmed by my list of things to see, but now in an exciting, “oooo so many movies to see” sort of way. Here’s what I’ve gotten to so far:

Fire Island

I went into this thinking it was going to be a fun rom-com with a lot of very funny people, and it was! And it’s also a pretty spot on modern adaptation of Pride & Prejudice! I forgot to take notes on it, because I watched it the weekend of one of my wedding showers and I was very tired, but it is emotional without ever getting too heavy for its form and it has rewatch every summer potential for sure.

Bros

Unless you think that sex between two (or more) men is inherently subversive (and I know that a lot of people do) this is a perfectly passable, at times even lovely, rom-com. Which is to say, I liked it, I laughed a bunch, and I don’t have a lot more to say about it. (The monologue on the Provincetown beach and the whole scene that follows is clearly something writer/star/fellow Northwestern alum Billy Eichner has wanted to create for a long time, and I was genuinely moved by it.)

My only quibbles:

  • More Guy Branum!
  • If you are going to film the IFC Center Marquee than you should not be allowed to imply that its interior is a run of the mill multiplex – that is a sacred space!
  • Was the joke that Brad Paisley made him think of Garth Brooks or does Eichner truly not know that they are different men?

Catherine Called Birdy

Based on how formative this book was for me as a child this adaptation was going to have to be a nightmare for me to dislike it, but I was pleasantly surprised by much not-a-nightmare it was. Lena Dunham, for all the million things she may be/say/tweet, knows how to tell a story of an unruly, privileged girl, and the ways the privilege can mask the patriarchal limits placed on the girlhood until its time to pay the piper (or be paid for your to your father as the case may be.)

Sorry, did I get too deep too fast? This movie is great, it’s fun and Bella Ramsey is delightful in the title role, and doesn’t flinch away from the heartbreak of it all either. Also, though I’m not sure how the slowed-down-“medieval” versions of pop songs choice works throughout the movie the use of “Kids in America” – a nod to Clueless (another perfect adaptation about privileged, caged girls) – is fantastic.

Also, please cast Billie Piper and Andrew Scott in everything for ever.

The Banshees of Inisherin

As a longtime fan of Colin Farrell and stories about isolated Irish people, I was primed to love this and I I did. It’s Martin McDonagh at his finest, (word play, profanity, emotional weight that comes out nowhere and hits you in the face). Farrell and Brendan Gleeson are as excellent as expected, but I was almost in awe of how good Barry Keoghan is in this.

We don’t have a lot of art that addresses the idea of friend breakups, and this movie in all its darkness and melodrama captures the absurdity the unexpected end of a close friendship can leave in its wake. Colin Farrell’s face twisted in sad confusion is maybe the best image of a dumped person I’ve ever seen on film. What is he supposed to do with himself?

A wonderful mix of showcase monologues and quiet moments, and a great performance by a donkey. So far, my top movie of the year!

She Said

As a movie, this is a competently made newspaper drama (a sub-genre I tend to like, but understand when others describe as boring), but given its cast (Carey Mulligan and Zoe Kazan – both of whom I revere) and its subject matter (Megan Twohey and Jodi Kantor‘s Harvey Weinstein reporting) it was finely calibrated to make me cry from the very first moment.

I admit that, other than the original New York Times piece, I’ve consumed most of the Weinstein story through Ronan Farrow’s lens (which – Catch & Kill – highly recommend the audio book), but I appreciated how this view emphasized Kantor & Twohey’s unique assets and limitations as women taking on a patriarchic monster and system; and the ways that this calling intersected with the day to day struggles and joys of motherhood and marriage. Also, I found the multiple scenes of women crying together, depicted not as weakness but solidarity. (Did this just strike me because I kept wiping my eyes? Maybe.)

Anyway, let us all have the righteous anger of Carey Mulligan telling a man to fuck off and the softness of Zoe Kazan answering a phone.

Oh, and fuck Harvey Weinstein.

The African Desperate

Sometimes the fun of watching the Indie Spirit nominees is the experience of getting to the end of a film and genuinely not being where what you just watched.

This is a riff on The Odyssey (I think) based at an MFA program filled equal parts with pretension, earnestness, and psychedlic drug use. It’s anchored by a lovely, quiet performance by Diamond Stingily – if she had gone one note bigger it would have delved into camp – and is filled with lovely, inventive touches (a highlight for me was the note-perfect demo). It’s definitely a weird one, but I hope we get to see what debut director Martine Syms does next, because I know at least that it won’t be boring.

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

Ugh. I wanted to like this so much. Ryan Coogler managed with the original Black Panther to work within the Marvel machine to make a genuinely thrilling piece of art. There’s a lot to like in theory in this follow up, but there’s also just a lot in it. And I don’t just mean that it’s too long – though it is. There are also too many plots, and too many people, and not enough time to explain fully why and who or even what is happening.

The parts that are about grief are moving, though I left feeling like at time it felt more like an exercise for the artists to process the loss of Chadwick Boseman than a fully thought through story of the loss of Black Panther.

The underwater Mayan adjacent civilization stuff, that I assume was meant to be the main focus before Boseman’s death, felt underdeveloped and strange. (Side note in this Avatar year – why are metaphorical Indigenous Americans coded blue? Why are these two hold-outs against colonization wasting all their energy on battling each other instead of their shared oppressors? (And also, why was under the sea so gray and flat looking?)

The Fabelmans

I’m a sucker for a love letter to cinema, and knew going in that Steven Spielberg‘s turn making a move about the saving power of movies was gonna get me – and this did. A beautiful nostalgia piece that is also a wonderful portrait of a child coming to the realization that his parents are people, and things are both more complicated and more obvious than a child could know.

If we still gave cameo Best Supporting Actor Oscars, my vote would be for Judd Hirsch yelling about the heartbreaking art of being a lion tamer. (As it stands, that’s Barry Keoghan’s Oscar as far as I’m concerned so far.)

Michelle Williams and Paul Dano remain, as ever, masters of expression.

Aftersun

A meditation on memory that feels like the main character Sophie (played mostly as a child by Frankie Corio and in brief flash-forwards by Celia Rowlson-Hall)’s attempt to reconstruct her father from her child mind. There’s a sense of dread or foreboding that hangs over this whole thing, that at times felt like too much, but it never took a turn to the truly traumatic. Paul Mescal continues to be quietly brilliant in everything I’ve ever seen him do. Particularly loved the scenes of his dancing that clearly became indelible for his daughter (also reminiscent of Armie Hammer’s moves in Call Me By Your Name.) Melancholy, yet at times subtly funny, filled with images that I think will stick with me for a long time. (The cut between Mescal’s face and the not quite developed Polaroid!)

Emergency

There’s a lot to like in this Indie Spirit nominee expanded from director Carey Williams‘s Sundance short of the same name, and most of it comes from how charming all the actors are. But the cast’s chemistry made me wish that this was just an end of college party comedy, as it’s set up to be int he first 15 minutes.

The whole, titular emergency (an unconscious white girl is discovered in the living room of the Black and Latino roommates, whom they both want to help and are put in obvious danger by) derails any hope of a carefree night. This abrupt shift in tone is the point, I’m sure, but I wanted fun for these characters (including the white girls who are either incapacitated objects or hysterically panicking racist caricatures.)

Look, I think “why didn’t you make this other movie instead” is one of the laziest form of critique, so I’ll just say that this a bit heavy handed, uneven in tone, but genuinely funny and emotional at key moments. In short, it’s full of potential, and I can’t wait to see these actors in different contexts.

* FYI for those few who care I will not be watching: Bodies Bodies Bodies, Bones and All, Holy Emy, Pearl, Something In the Dirt, The Menu because they look scary and Blonde because Marilyn Monroe deserves better.

Best Picture Baking Project: The Apartment

Happy last weekend of the month! And, more importantly, welcome to the part of my badly sorted spreadsheet where I finally watch all the Best Picture winners that start with “The.” It only took me nine years!

Anyway, I paired this with a boozy mousse, based on a sense of Mad Men level of corporate drinking, and a recipe you can make in a tiny kitchen apartment, which turned out to pair very well with the film!

Had I seen this one before?

No, which I’m now so mad at myself about, because I loved it so much.

Top 3 observations on this viewing?

  1. I was telling my mom before watching this that I had seen it referenced in so many different ways in so many different contexts that I didn’t have any sense of its tone, which now having seen it makes sense, because it switches so effortlessly between farce and tragedy. It’s absurd, but populated with real, fully human characters. (I truly get the appeal of both Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine now it a way I didn’t fully before.)
Look at those movie star faces!

2. This is a great New York City movie. In art direction, yes, but also in the way it captures the ways that everyone is constantly improvising ways to survive the fact that there are too many people in not enough space. – Strain your pasta through a tennis racket! Sleep on a bench in Riverside park! Abuse your power to coerce an employee out of his apartment! Stay too late at a bar on Christmas Eve with a drunk jockey’s wife in a fur! You know, New York things!

3. This movie references 3 other Best Picture winners! Grand Hotel & Cimarron (I think), are on the TV when Lemon sits down to his bachelor dinner, and someone later talks about a “lost weekend,” which is also directed by Billy Wilder (which will be coming up here soon enough now that we are in the “the-s”). Obviously, I don’t think this was on purpose, but it was fun to spot.

What did it beat? Did it deserve to win?

Elmer Gantry – Never seen it, but love that Shirley Jones has an Oscar for it

Sons and Lovers – I’m not generally a D.H. Lawrence fan, but the lead of this is a James Dean doppleganger

The Alamo – Seen this so many times as a kid. I know it’s John Wayne conservative American propaganda, but also, I love it a little bit (caveat – I have not seen it since I was 10)

The Sundownders – I have never heard of this.

Clearly, I cannot judge really, except that The Apartment is pretty perfect, so I feel okay saying that this deserved the win

Bechdel test pass?

I don’t think so, technically, but maybe it squeaks by because Mrs. Dreyfuss talked to Fran about eating. But, more importantly, the fact that the women don’t talk to each other about the men, is by the active design of the men, and when they do start talking to each other the men’s house of cards collapses and it is truly beautiful to see.

Activate the whisper network

Also beautiful, this mousse, I would recommend whipping the eggs before adding the sugar, I didn’t and it was a pudding consistency, rather than a mousse, but the flavor was good!

Spicy Boozy Mousse

Ingredients

  • 1.5 cups dark chocolate chips
  • 1.5 cups heavy whipping cream
  • 2 large egg
  • 1/2 cup granulated sugar
  • 1/4 cup B&B liquor

Directions

  1. Melt your chocolate chips over a double boiler (I still just use a heat safe mixing bowl over a saucepan)
  2. Set aside to cool
  3. Use a mixer to whip heavy cream until stiff peaks form
  4. Separate the eggs, discarding the yolks
  5. Once the chocolate is room temperature, fold into heavy cream, whip on high until thick and creamy
  6. In a separate bowl, whip egg whites, adding sugar gradually
  7. Mix until thick and sticky (about 3 minutes)
  8. With the mixer on high, add egg white mixture into chocolate cream
  9. Keeping the mixer on, slowly add liquor in 3 small pours
  10. Cover and refrigerate for at least an hour
  11. Remove from fridge and rewhip before serving to aerate
    • *Note, clearly this dessert does not bake, so it will remain alcoholic

Best Picture Baking Project: Shakespeare in Love

I know that this win was/is controversial, because it’s the Oscar year when Miramax really started the era of the active Oscar campaign (which obviously has darker connotations now that we know the extent of Harvey’s misdeeds) but I honestly was glad to have this one on the list, because it didn’t feel like I had to emotionally prepare myself to view it. Dessert wise, I think I googled “Shakespeare dessert” and found rum cake. It turned out well I think!

Had I seen this one before?

Yep. My guess was approximately 19 times. As a theater obsessed high schooler into the Oscars, this was pretty aggressively for me. It had been a while though.

Top 3 observations on this viewing?

  1. I love how this is basically just fanfiction about Shakespeare, or an exercise where Tom Stoppard tried to see how many tropes he could fit into one plot. I realize this sounds snarky, but I am being 100% sincere, I genuinely love this.
  2. Obviously, the fact that Judi Dench got an Oscar for 12 minutes of screen time is much discussed, and she’s great! But, the whole ensemble, a murder’s row of “Hey That Guys” of British film, is delightful when given their moments, and allowed to shine by the script. I am particularly consistently charmed by how good Ben Affleck is in this as the arrogant leading player, he has to juggle comic relief with occasional gravitas and he totally pulls it off.
I feel like this picture captures the delightful goofiness of this whole project very well.

3. The production and costume design is all so great. It’s period, but stylized rather than aggressively accurate. It feels theatrical without veering fully into camp. Full of fun little details – I’m currently obsessed with Colin Firth’s villainous pearl drop earring:

What did it beat? Did it deserve to win?

Elizabeth – I remember even as a 9 year old thinking that it was funny that Elizabeth I was in multiple Best Picture nominees in a year. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this, love Cate Blanchett though

Life Is Beautiful – Never saw it. Cringe at the premise the way it sometimes described, but kind of love that the image of Roberto Benigni climbing over the chairs will be in every Oscars history montage ever

Saving Private Ryan – A great film. Hard to watch. Spielberg in the mode that had worked so well for him before. I saw it once for a paper I wrote in high school about movies about WWII made at the turn of the millennium (look, I’ve always been this person OK?), but I don’t think I could myself through the opening sequence again.

The Thin Red Line – Watched this for the same paper, but kind of want to revisit it now that I have a greater appreciation for Terrance Malik’s whole deal.

Look, I know I’m supposed to say that Private Ryan was robbed, and maybe it was. I’m definitely swayed by a nostalgic attachment to Shakespeare and Shakespeare, and rewatchability and comfort should not be the metric that ultimately determines a Best Picture winner, but there really isn’t another movie like Shakespeare in Love on this list that I’ve encountered so far. And they gave Spielberg his second Best Director statue that night, and rightfully so in my opinion. So, fuck Harvey Weinstein, but I love this movie, and I love the fact that it won.

Bechdel test pass?

Yep, because of discussions of the power of poetry and the theatre.

Have I mentioned yet, that I love this stupid movie. Because, it is kind of a stupid movie, in the way that Shakespeare’s plays (I promise I’ll get to that project one day too) are really stupid if you think about the plots for even 5 minutes, but they are eternal for a reason, and I don’t think art has to be about death and destruction to matter, and maybe I am just trying to justify liking a frivolous thing more than the agreed upon Serious Classic, but I genuinely think a well crafted frivolous thing can have as much value and this one does.

OK, off my pop culture soap box and back to baking, this Orange Rum cake is probably not period appropriate for Elizabethan England, because it requires three pieces of fresh citrus, but it is wonderfully fluffy (and a bit boozy!)

Orange Rum Cake

Ingredients

  • 1 cup butter
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 2 oranges
  • 1 lemon
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 1/2 cups flour
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup buttermilk
  • 2 tablespoons rum

Directions

  1. Grate the oranges and lemon peels
  2. Juice the oranges and lemon (It’s fine to combine the juices you will use them both at the same time)
  3. Preheat oven to 350F
  4. Line a bread pan with parchment paper, greased
  5. Cream butter until light and fluffy
  6. Gradually add 1 cup of the sugar
  7. Continue beating until light and fluffy
  8. Add the orange and lemon zest
  9. Add each egg, one at a time, beating well after each
  10. In another bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt
  11. Add 1/3 of flour mixture to butter mixture, and 1/3 of the buttermilk
  12. Mix until smooth, then repeat until no more flour or buttermilk remain
  13. Pour into prepared pan
  14. Bake for 1 hour, or until tester comes out clean
  15. While it’s baking strain the citrus juice into a saucepan
  16. Add remaining 1 cup of sugar
  17. Add the rum
  18. Bring mixture to a boil and then remove from heat
  19. When cake is done, transfer it to a platter or deep dish
  20. Pour rum mixture over the cake
  21. Let sit for a bit (Note: original recipe said to let it sit for a day, but I missed that, and just waited like 10 minutes and it was delicious)

Award Show Roundup: Oscars 2022

We got to have a party! I love Oscars Day!

It has been a wild awards season, and the final show of the year certainly didn’t disappoint in terms of being surprising! The Slap (TM to come I’m sure), is obviously looming large over everyone’s reactions today, and I’ll get to some thoughts about it in a bit I promise, but there was a whole lot of show before it, and I don’t want to forget that!

Was it the best produced Oscars show I’ve ever seen? No. It really wasn’t, and despite relegating 8 categories to a “pre-show/edited back into the broadcast” tier, the show ran longer than it has in the past few years. (Not a complaint from me! Let the Oscars be long! People who get bored can just go to sleep, this will never please everyone, so maybe…try to please your core audience!) So hopefully the producers will move those awards back into the main flow of the show next year, since it didn’t solve anything and just pissed everyone off. Also, I found it kind of delightful how their stupid “fan favorite” moments were spammed by Zach Snyder fans and we all had to pretend we knew what “The Flash Joins the Space Force” means.

Overall, I still don’t think the Oscars need a host, but the ladies did an adequate job (I liked the Spider-Man bit – would have cut down the Regina Hall hits on all the men in the audience Covid jokes):

Definitely could have done without DJ Khaled, but did love to think about how a lot of the older stars were probably just incredibly confused by his presence
  • It is insane that they played “Africa” by Toto for Daniel Kaluuya and H.E.R., but…the first win of the night was great (my mom declared it “First Cry of the Night”):

This speech seems great, wish we could have given this man his whole moment:

I admit that, probably because of the way the last hour went, a bit of the middle of the show blends together in my memory (I was hosting a party so I didn’t take notes like I usually do!), but my biggest take away was that I need to watch Encanto (though let’s stop acting like all animated movies are for children, especially in a year when Flee was nominated!)

Our group was very pro-Dune so it was fun to see them sweep the technical categories, I think Denis Villeneuve was the most thanked person of the night, which is amazing considering he was left out of the Best Director race. Really love the energy of this last dude:

So happy for Drive My Car, but like, why couldn’t they tell when Hamaguchi was done talking? Did he keep deciding to start again or not?

Mom’s second cry of the night, was Troy Kotsur’s win (I also cried – I mean, you could just tell how excited everyone was for him):

(Not going to post it, but…if you’re going to have a montage in honor of the anniversary of James Bond, I think that getting some people associated with James Bond to introduce it would make more sense than 3 assembled extreme sports athletes…though they are affable and charming enough.)

Loved that Sian Heder dressed as a disco ball:

OK, it’s time to talk about Will. I, like most people, at first thought it was bit. Then when the screen kept cutting out, wasn’t sure what was going on. I don’t have a well formulated take on this. But, I do think the way that the internet has reacted is a great microcosm of a lot of what I find so exhausting about social media. Two things can be true at the same time, Chris Rock shouldn’t mock a woman’s appearance, especially one who is dealing with a medical condition (maybe he didn’t know! But, as a person with a mostly invisible disability/chronic illness, I think it’s best to just err on the side of not mocking someone’s body, because maybe there’s something going on you don’t know about) AND it is a truly unhinged overreaction to leave your chair at an event partly held in your honor, to get up, storm the stage, and slap a person who made a tasteless joke. I don’t think Jada Pinkett Smith is a delicate thing in need of protection from Chris Rock, but I don’t know her, and she seems to feel supported by his actions. But…his actions were…at the very least disproportionate.

I love a truly wild awards show moment, I love that we all got to have a thing to react to together whose stakes are ultimately not very high, Chris Rock will be fine, Will Smith has an Oscar now, Jada looked great in her second dress of the night for the after parties (it’s truly wild to me that the Smith family still went to the Vanity Fair party!), but this quickly became the locus of debate about violence and racism on Twitter in a way that it just didn’t need to be, maybe this wasn’t about who we are as a society, maybe it was about weird workplace drama between three people who we do not actually know anything about. And it distracted from the fact that Summer of Soul won best documentary, and Questlove gave a lovely speech, which I can’t even find a clip of on YouTube, I think probably because The Academy doesn’t want us all to have the footage of the slap. (Which of course is all over Twitter anyway).

Will’s acceptance speech, did not help matters, he swung to make it seem like…he was a vessel for love and therefore he had to hit Chris? Jesus wanted him too? I don’t know, but at this point I just feel sad for him, he spent this whole awards season on a victory tour, and had successfully crafted the narrative that he was getting a coronation Oscar, and then…this? I feel bad for the Williams sisters that their awards season turned into such a mess, it’s just…a lot, and it really feels like something else must be going on here, right? Like, something felt off:

Also, been seeing some headline that he “apologized” in this speech. He apologized to the Academy and his fellow nominees, I guess, but the person who deserves an apology is Chris Rock.

You can hear how quiet it is in that room once he says “protect,” because it’s clear that no one knew what to do or how to react. I just can’t even imagine the awkwardness of being in that room. We were all cringing and gasping, and we were in my living room.

And then it was followed up with a weirdly peppy In Memorium, with dancers and a puppy?! At this point, it honestly felt like the people running the show were like…trolling us? I’m not even sure, but I felt very bad for the women who had to give speeches right after this.

But, Jessica Chastain has an Oscar! We should have been able to say that years ago and now we can, and I love her:

For the first time ever we have back to back female Best Director winners! And Jane Campion made the smart choice of writing down her speech this week:

You are welcome for not including Kevin Costner’s….very rambling introduction to this category. It was very late at night by this point and my TV literally asked me if I was “still watching”

CODA! It wasn’t my best picture of the year (or even of the nominees), but it’s a lovely film and I’m very happy that it won:

Side note: Found Lady Gaga’s kind interactions with Liza very moving, but also by this point in the night I was very tired.

Also, just realized that this was the first year with a Director/Picture split where both films were directed by women!

Fashion wise, there was a lot of red, and a lot of gray, and lot of strange, precarious seeming necklines and boob cups, but my list of favorites is pretty long:

Saniyaa Sidney in Armani Prive (Photo Credit: Gilbert Flores for Variety)
Demi Singleton in Miu Miu (Photo Credit: Gilbert Flores for Variety)
Rosie Perez in Christian Sirriano (Photo Credit: Getty Images)
Amy Forsyth in Marchesa (Photo Credit: Getty Images)
Alana Haim in Louis Vuitton (Photo Credit: Getty Images)
Lupita Nyong’o in Prada (Photo Credit: Getty Images)
Olivia Colman in Dior Haute Couture (Photo Credit: Getty Images)
Jesse Plemons in Giorgio Armani and Kirsten Dunst in vintage Christian Lacroix (Photo Credit: Gilbert Flores for Variety)
Sian Heder in Michael Kors (Photo Credit: Getty Images)
Penelope Cruz in Chanel (Photo Credit: Getty Images)
Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter in Dior Haute Couture (Photo Credit: Getty Images)
Zoe Kravitz in Saint Laurent (Photo Credit: Getty Images)
Queen Latifah in Pamella Roland (Photo Credit: Getty Images)
Beyonce in Valentino (Photo Credit: Beyonce)
Emilia Jones in Dolce & Gabbana (Photo Credit: Getty Images)